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12.06.2025 06:55
Nuts and Butts
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Loons and Moons
Everyone loved it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Is it right to visit any shrine or tomb in Islam?
No way
So, the docs changed it to read
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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No, not a chance
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Still no good.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Still no good
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Just Forget it!
Catatonics & High Colonics
Then came..
They put up a sign reading
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Unacceptable again!
So they tried
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Thumbs down again.
No go.
Minds and Behinds
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Freaks and Cheeks
Another attempt resulted in ...